theyellowbrickroad:

im going to name my kid pregnant so they can be like “hi im pregnant” and everyone will stand there all mortified

(Source: theyellowbrickroad, via unprime)

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earthdad:

when someone really cute calls you cute first

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(via unprime)

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ghostdrama:

i love old science fiction because it’s all like “IT’S THE DISTANT YEAR TWO THOUSAND AND THREE AND MAN IS EXPLORING THE DEEP CORNERS OF THE UNIVERSE” like god bless you old sci-fi you had such high hopes for us

(via felldowntoearthforyou)

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1 hour ago

hi:

*walks past the gym carrying extra large pizza*

(via encourage)

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2 hours ago
100kplusnotes:

cybergirllfriend:

lnvaded:

i-was-like-wtf:

liddoshane:

self0bsession:

invokes:

OMG i just found the best blog on tumblr
the link’s here!
addicted to this blog!!!

wtf it’s amazing 


damn honestly wasn’t expecting it to be that goof


this blog is so PERF :3

100kplusnotes:

cybergirllfriend:

lnvaded:

i-was-like-wtf:

liddoshane:

self0bsession:

invokes:

OMG i just found the best blog on tumblr

the link’s here!

addicted to this blog!!!

wtf it’s amazing 

damn honestly wasn’t expecting it to be that goof

this blog is so PERF :3

(Source: cinnccino, via 100kplusnotes)

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3 hours ago
cad-y:

what I wake up to all the time.

cad-y:

what I wake up to all the time.

(via gvssy)

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3 hours ago

foreveralone-lyguy:

Wtf the Apple Store doesn’t even sell fruit

(Source: foreveralone-lyguy, via distraction)

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6 hours ago
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